Showing posts with label affair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label affair. Show all posts

Sunday, March 15, 2009

De scheduled kiss of a celebrity…

“A celebrity is a person who works hard 2 become well known, and then wears dark glasses 2 avoid being recognised”- Fred Allen

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Siva: Did u know miza…my appa is gonna get declared dead…

Mizaj: I didn’t get that…

Siva: When’s de last time u read a newspaper…? gosh…well appa was one of de 228 persons reported to be missing in the post-Godhra riots. Hmmm…after 7 long years de authority is set 2 declare them dead…

Mizaj: Oh that’s sad…

Siva: Who’s sad…? Ha…i never depended on him…neither did amma…he was nothin but a self proclaimed servant of god...scoff…hmmm….my little Krishna has only got chance to lick wrappers of dairy milk…

M: Oh c’mon siv…

S: Yeah yeah…i forgot…this is time to enjoy….na….

M: :) Yep…idiot…u r always gud in spoilin mood…grrr….so werz my romantic hero…

“oh world…after 18 long years…my soul mate is gonna kiss me 4 de first time…”

S: “Unfortunately oh world…dis can’t b aired in front of de multitude”

M: Hmmm…so what did u actually mean…??? grrrr

S: Oh manduka in de well…India is yet 2 grow…at least few nooks…nopes…i can’t call that growth…niway….if I had few bucks on my own…plus lots of guts i wud’ve shouted …”this is my gal….” n hug u so hard dat u pant 4 breath…hmmm

M: Again…i didn’t understand…siv…hmm i missed all de fun at school…hmm….leave it…u r my world…ive learnt very little…but wen im wid u…i need nothin else…

S: Miza, u wer always der 4 me…amma’ll never say a ‘no’ wen she learns dat her son needs Miza…but rest of de family…hmmm….uncle who fed our tummies will cut my tongue if i present de proposal…i don’t even know if i’ll have de courage…It’s uncle’s purse that paid my bus ticket to the Set…

M: Don’t worry dear…2 love ain’t a fault na…i know u a lot more than anyone…don’t worry…i won’t complain…

S: Stupid…who said i’ll make u complain…? Hey who do u think u r standing with…?? he he…

M: Who? oH FORGOT…Itz Sivashanker….nopes… director Sivashanker…nopes writer sivashanker….he he…who knows…one day i’ll end up as yer manager…manager of de siva fans association girls’ wing…he he

S: Wow…illiteracy never prevents the quick witted Mizaj…

SMAAASH

S: Oooo dat hurt…creep…He he…wat if de lips swell…how am i gonna kiss thee?

M: oops…bad jokes get paid…grrr…u pompous pre-celebrity…Hmmm

S: Miza, by de grace of de super natural power u believe in…(scoff)…or due to sheer luck…my talents(ahem ahem) got an exposure…my story turning into a movie script was just a dream…fortunately de dream came true…i feared if dey wud kick de penny less dirty siva out of de set…ill worship de human director 4 offering me a seat…

M: It’s like dat siv…nothin can b hidden for long…trust me…one day yer book will become reality…

S: Book…music…hey Miza…i how much shud i pay de manager?? he he

M: I wud hav asked 4 de celebrity himself…but i don’t wanna hurt his family…

S: Luv at times turn me blind dear…i fear if, one day…i might even forget yer dad…de great person who taught me to write…

M: Believe in god siv…he’ll guide us…

S: Damn…k…k…ill giv him a chance…niway hey…ill admit dat sumthin indeed played a part in all dat happened…in de magic dat is about 2 happen in Siva’s life…

M: Daz my boy…he he…Even krishna might be smilin from above hearin de atheist saying this…

S: No way…my sister lost her life due yer god…

M: No…siva…it was ignorance…dat tuk her life away

S: She was just 16…curse de pig heads who discovered Astrology…chovva dosham…they said…v delay her marriage for a year, and v’ll have 2 wait till she gets 30 for another auspicious date…

hmmm…amma still owes few kilos of notes 2 de banks…de poor man’s wedding bash…itz de first thing that ive 2 settle with what im payed…

M: K…K….IDIOT…daz enough…uve spoiled de chance again…everyone’s gonna b bak…no more time left…get out of here now…grrr…

S: :) k…herez de deal…de movie gets released…Siva n Mizaj sits side by side n watch de first show…then the candle lit dinner at ERRR…de canteen near de movie hut…n at twilight v walk along de tides…n i gift my luv de million dollar kiss…n den i carry u 2 my family n proclaim “IM IN LUV…MIZAJ ISMAIL will remain wid me 4 four long years….i turn 21 n then i marry her legally”….

M: (Smilin) n then?

S: Uncle takes de sharpest weapon within reach…n WE FLEEEEE

M:he he…oh dear…luv u much…mmmmwaaaaaaahhhhh

S: Idiot dis kiss was scheduled 4 a future date…hmmm..de Pre release kiss…he he…

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Krishna...you've got mail


(A family feud!!! a bit 'mythological' one)

(Unfortunately I have nothing else to do these days…not sure when my practical exams will begin…!!! )
(NO offences ment 2 Krishna!!!...more over I haven’t edited it well…errors guaranteed…pls notify me whenever u find one)


Krishna: “Honey…!!! Im back……”

Rukmini: K..K..

K: Oh! That’s a cold reception

R: Hmmm

K: Something trapped in yer throat?

R: Bad joke

K: Dear, what happened? Tell me

R: Oh! It’s nothing

K: This ain’t fair

R: Here…there’s a courier

K: Wow, that must be Arjuna…my birthday gift…wow…

R: Open it…

K: WHAT…? I’ve seen this somewhere…oh my Flute…

R: And where did you say u lost it years back?

K: Ganga…yupp

R: Weeks back u said Yamuna right?

K: Bad memory honey…sorry…yeah…Yamuna

R: Check out the sender’s name

K: Raa…..oops…….

R: Dyslexia???

K: Radha, Mathura,PO…

R: And who is that…?

K: Childhood…friend…

R: Childhood what…?

K: So that is the problem…ha…oh dear…u don’t trust me?

R: Tell me why someone would send that rusty old flute at this time…?
(DARLING PICK ME UP….PICK ME UP….)

R: What the….?

K: OH! It’s my new ring tone…wait lemme c who it is…oh a missed call…unknown number…

R: Hmmm..gimme…yeah…unknown number

K: Hi hi…u expected Radha…?

R: U stop uttering that name…or I’ll smash that face of yours…

K: Hey …dear…reduce the volume…u know im a tiger once out in the public...

R: Cut the crap…tell me who the girl is…

K: Radha…one of my dearest pals during my life in Mathura…

(Dishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

K: RAMAAAAAAAAA…….APPA…Stop that rukkuu…it hurts…hoo ma nose….

R: Say again…’dearest pal’…?

K: Ok…I admit…was kind of infatuation…

R: Infatuation…? So ‘nothing’ ever happened?

K: Dear…oh dear…’nothing’???...so you did a research on this ha…? K…but that was ages back…I was a youngster na…? But not the same anymore… you know what you r to me…c’mon dear….

R: Don’t u dare touch me…cheee…First she was your ‘child hood friend’ then came ‘infatuation’…then ‘it happened’…is this music 2 my ears…? Tell me what u really think of women…? ha…u shepherd…
You cheat why did you come for me then…?

K: Aha…you said, if I won’t come...you’ll die…didn’t you…remember the letter u sent through Sunantha?

R:VINASHAKALE VIPAREETHA BUDHI…yeah…death was better…

K: So u still admits I was a trillion times better than Shishupala…!!!

R: Grrrrr….

K: OH! Cut all this…who else do I own…? ‘Princess charming…’ c’mon..gimme a kiss…

R: I repeat don’t touch me…I heard you’ve invited some Satyabhama to the battle with Narakasura…?

K: Hmmm..Tell me…when did Naradha come here…?

R: I hacked your mailbox…

K: Hard times…hooo…dear…you know very well…the tension that’s already clogging in my head…do you really want to add more…why so possessive…?

R: I am your wife…officially at least…grrr

K: Honey, remember, “If U love something…let it free…if it’s yours…it’ll return to u…”

R: Let you loose…? Yeah…I know you’ll be back...but not alone…with 16000 or more...right…?

K: Okay…im fed up…I didn’t lose the flute…I gifted it to Radha…

R: Simply…gifted it…? Remember… …when I asked 2 play a flute weeks back…u said u don’t even whistle…

K: Hmmm….When I gave her my flute as I left Mathuvana…I told her…that without you…err…her…my music lacked the flavour of love …

R: Wah…how romantic…(sobs)

K: Oh my beloved…I was then a playful lover…and now a responsible husband…and more over the truth is bigger than u can imagine…beyond words…

R: The missed call was from Udhava right? The guy u sent 2 Vrindavan 2 enquire after Radha…? Ring him back…and complete your quest…I won’t disturb you

K: Hey…why do you want to do this…I do repent over my past…

R: Just remorse? What are doing now…then? I have already started 2 scan the Satyabhama affair

and here…take… Letter…from your ex-LOVER…now emaciated out of despair…

K: OH! DEAR….RADHOOO….OOOPS…RUKKUUUUUUU

(SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)