De scheduled kiss of a celebrity…

“A celebrity is a person who works hard 2 become well known, and then wears dark glasses 2 avoid being recognised”- Fred Allen

Siva: Did u know miza…my appa is gonna get declared dead…

Mizaj: I didn’t get that…

Siva: When’s de last time u read a newspaper…? gosh…well appa was one of de 228 persons reported to be missing in the post-Godhra riots. Hmmm…after 7 long years de authority is set 2 declare them dead…

Mizaj: Oh that’s sad…

Siva: Who’s sad…? Ha…i never depended on him…neither did amma…he was nothin but a self proclaimed servant of god...scoff…hmmm….my little Krishna has only got chance to lick wrappers of dairy milk…

M: Oh c’mon siv…

S: Yeah yeah…i forgot…this is time to enjoy….na….

M: :) Yep…idiot…u r always gud in spoilin mood…grrr….so werz my romantic hero…

“oh world…after 18 long years…my soul mate is gonna kiss me 4 de first time…”

S: “Unfortunately oh world…dis can’t b aired in front of de multitude”

M: Hmmm…so what did u actually mean…??? grrrr

S: Oh manduka in de well…India is yet 2 grow…at least few nooks…nopes…i can’t call that growth…niway….if I had few bucks on my own…plus lots of guts i wud’ve shouted …”this is my gal….” n hug u so hard dat u pant 4 breath…hmmm

M: Again…i didn’t understand…siv…hmm i missed all de fun at school…hmm….leave it…u r my world…ive learnt very little…but wen im wid u…i need nothin else…

S: Miza, u wer always der 4 me…amma’ll never say a ‘no’ wen she learns dat her son needs Miza…but rest of de family…hmmm….uncle who fed our tummies will cut my tongue if i present de proposal…i don’t even know if i’ll have de courage…It’s uncle’s purse that paid my bus ticket to the Set…

M: Don’t worry dear…2 love ain’t a fault na…i know u a lot more than anyone…don’t worry…i won’t complain…

S: Stupid…who said i’ll make u complain…? Hey who do u think u r standing with…?? he he…

M: Who? oH FORGOT…Itz Sivashanker….nopes… director Sivashanker…nopes writer sivashanker….he he…who knows…one day i’ll end up as yer manager…manager of de siva fans association girls’ wing…he he

S: Wow…illiteracy never prevents the quick witted Mizaj…

SMAAASH

S: Oooo dat hurt…creep…He he…wat if de lips swell…how am i gonna kiss thee?

M: oops…bad jokes get paid…grrr…u pompous pre-celebrity…Hmmm…

S: Miza, by de grace of de super natural power u believe in…(scoff)…or due to sheer luck…my talents(ahem ahem) got an exposure…my story turning into a movie script was just a dream…fortunately de dream came true…i feared if dey wud kick de penny less dirty siva out of de set…ill worship de human director 4 offering me a seat…

M: It’s like dat siv…nothin can b hidden for long…trust me…one day yer book will become reality…

S: Book…music…hey Miza…i how much shud i pay de manager?? he he

M: I wud hav asked 4 de celebrity himself…but i don’t wanna hurt his family…

S: Luv at times turn me blind dear…i fear if, one day…i might even forget yer dad…de great person who taught me to write…

M: Believe in god siv…he’ll guide us…

S: Damn…k…k…ill giv him a chance…niway hey…ill admit dat sumthin indeed played a part in all dat happened…in de magic dat is about 2 happen in Siva’s life…

M: Daz my boy…he he…Even krishna might be smilin from above hearin de atheist saying this…

S: No way…my sister lost her life due yer god…

M: No…siva…it was ignorance…dat tuk her life away

S: She was just 16…curse de pig heads who discovered Astrology…chovva dosham…they said…v delay her marriage for a year, and v’ll have 2 wait till she gets 30 for another auspicious date…

hmmm…amma still owes few kilos of notes 2 de banks…de poor man’s wedding bash…itz de first thing that ive 2 settle with what im payed…

M: K…K….IDIOT…daz enough…uve spoiled de chance again…everyone’s gonna b bak…no more time left…get out of here now…grrr…

S: :) k…herez de deal…de movie gets released…Siva n Mizaj sits side by side n watch de first show…then the candle lit dinner at ERRR…de canteen near de movie hut…n at twilight v walk along de tides…n i gift my luv de million dollar kiss…n den i carry u 2 my family n proclaim “IM IN LUV…MIZAJ ISMAIL will remain wid me 4 four long years….i turn 21 n then i marry her legally”….

M: (Smilin) n then?

S: Uncle takes de sharpest weapon within reach…n WE FLEEEEE

M:he he…oh dear…luv u much…mmmmwaaaaaaahhhhh

S: Idiot dis kiss was scheduled 4 a future date…hmmm..de Pre release kiss…he he…

:)