Friday, August 29, 2008

Something could go wrong…gosh…it really DID!!!!!


(beware unedited content!!!)

Hey hey…it’s 10.45…oh shit…c’mon I’m tired of waiting …these adrenaline levels are getting so heavy that I can’t bear them any longer. Gal…where are you…? You said 10.30 right? Oh! These gals never keep time…grrr…


How long am I supposed to wait here…oh! This ain’t a safe area either…can’t even rule out being ‘lathied’ off by a petty policeman…no…can’t blame anyone…I have been waiting here…a few metres away from the bus stop for more than 15 minutes…with my car parked few meters farther…what explanation do I have for them?


“Sirrrrrr…noo….I am waiting for my sweetheart…it’s our first meeting…have never met her before….sirrrr”.

Who is going to swallow that?

“But sirrrrrr…trust me…these things are not entirely restricted to 70mm screens…can happen in life too!!!”

Gosh…C’mon are you going to pick this call? Oh! Please reply to my messages at least.

I’ve started to sweat …!!!! Hmm…wasted an hour in front of the mirror…drop by drop…here ‘dribbles’ off mamma’s Yardley powder… all the ‘Dove’ fairness cream has ‘flown’ off too….What more! I’ve started to stink ….et tu BRUT...had sprayed at least quarter of the bottle of Brut to smell ‘hot’…!!!

Hmmm…hey…hey why all this fuzz? Why should I be so nervous?

No no…such situations really can drive men mad…

So where’s the damn old bus? Honey, at least give me the name of your bus…where’s your cell…???


Oh! Wait…someone’s calling…ooooo…you wretched bladder….don’t start crying now…hold on buddy…just few more minutes…you know how long I’ve been waiting for this day…’Krishnaaaa...give me some control …gotta hold on for few more minutes…’

Holy shit…what a nasty thing to prey for…hmmm…so is there a public latrine somewhere near? Yeah…there it is…

Grrr…that old lady…she’s smiling??? WHAT is the big joke…any ‘handsome’ guy can have an urge to pee…that’s not worth giggles…gosh…

Oh! This room stinks…so this is just another public latrine in ‘god’s own country’…

Had wasted more than ten minutes trying to ‘tuck in’…it’s after a dozen try outs that I managed to succeed…everything is in vain…I don’t think I’ll make another perfect ‘tuck in’ that’ll hide my tummy…oops…no my ‘single mega pack abs’…Okay…This is fate…no…it’s the damn old Murphy’s law working out…

“I never had a slice of bread,
Particularly large and wide,
That did not fall upon the floor,
And always on the buttered side
.”

Someone has jotted that on the wall too…

Shit….the zip is jammed…c’mon not now…

Another two minutes. Finally the zip eased.

Hoo…never before has emptying my bladder been so relieving…

Oh!!!! No…not again…not another thing can go so wrong…yeah…”no use whatever the care you give…the last few drops will soak your V.I.P underwear…” hmmm…I didn’t want the law to be proved true at this nick of time.

But this time there is more…my Ivory coloured ‘Parks’ trouser is looking bad…

My brain…oh…never felt so screwed up…man where is my intelligence…? Where’s the tap…???

I sprinkled water…

Donno how this terrible idea lit up…

Now my heart throb has every right to suspect me being another case of Urinary incontinence…

No way… she is not gonna see me this way…no...no…honey I think the time is not ripe yet…yeah I know…how can I ask you to “wait till my trousers get dry???”

Krishnaaaaaa…so this is what I get for all those ‘shayana pradakshinas?’ and the coins I dropped in your coin box? Cheeeeeeeeee…no other lover will have had such a fate…ngeeeee…

Mera number aayega…

(2 my batch mates: This is why I actually tucked out my brand new ‘Basics’ shirt during the afternoon session of our SPM Workshop…the heavy buffet lunch had nothing to do !!! )

(n...no...no...dis ain't me)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

mY world n I rule...


No longer could I live there...

there, where I lived a life that held me tight-lipped...

there,where I remained lifeless shackled by laws...

laws that forbade me from pouring out my heart...

So I created a world...

my own world...

where I ruled supreme...

my laws...my limits...

Unquestioned...beyond reproach...

I now live in that world...

And that world in me !



(Thanks 2 joiedevivre,Hemanth,Azgar.

Note 2 smriti:'dil ka doc' will b bak soon hi hi...n i've 'featured' yer article in ma blog)

Sunday, August 17, 2008

“PROUD 2 B” WATTTTT???




(Beware…unedited content… point out any kinda mistakes dat u find..plssss )

(its raining posts...!!! so i need u 2 go thru all de updates...!!! dis is de second one 4 de weekend)

“Nothing has been left undone, by either man or nature,2 make India de most extraordinary country de sun visits on his sounds”- Mark Twain

I typed in with full speed and without a second thought, hit the send button…and there went a ‘patriotic’ message to half the contacts in ma list. Within minutes I got the first comment,”wow”.

Getting a reply to forwarded messages is something that lets the sender free of regrets (de regret of havin wasted a penny on an sms).

I captured the marvellous quote while flicking through the Independence Day spl edition of Outlook

The smile soon vanished. I accidentally re-read what I had sent. Gosh!!! I had typed it wrong…misspelt ‘rounds’ as ‘sounds’.

“Nothing has been left undone, by either man or nature,2 make India de most extraordinary country de sun visits on his rounds”- Mark Twain

‘Hi hi…’ was de new expression dat drove in within another couple of seconds…

Probably none of the sloths bothered to actually skim through the entire message…hence not a single fathead spotted de error…or dats de way every forwarded message is treated.

No no…Im not trying to call myself a patriot…!!! 2 b honest… not a single extra drop of adrenaline surged through ma body on August 15…DONNO which nook of ma brain is serving as a hideout 4 my patriotism …the only reason why I forwarded de sms was ‘I had a huge (free)sms balance’.

I was more or less feeling frustrated thinking about August 15!!! When more than 1,129,866,153 ‘brothers n sisters’ r gonna celebrate de Independence Day…I had to sit tight-lipped attending a workshop on PSBH (Problem Solving 4 Better Health) hosted by our department of Social and Preventive Medicine. Where is my freedom to sit home…watching a documentary on nationalism…or a wonderful movie like Kalapani (de Priyadarshan flick)…or searching 4 a channel whose makers are kind enough 2 telecast Gandhi(1982) by Richard Attenboroughor sleep wid one of de tracks from Vante Mataram (by A R Rahman) playing aloud…or listening to de blah blahs of crooked khadi wearing patriots!!!

If u r one true chauvinist who has already started to turn red reading all these lines…tell me how a true patriot must feel on de wonderful day… I am one proud Indian…donno what de level of freedom I enjoy…donno how much I misuse something dat cost ages n lives 2 achieve…

I am fed up of speeches and articles highlighting de beauty of India…what right do v I hav 2 sit back relaxed…’feeling good’ dat u r part of de world’s greatest democracy…de finest example of ‘unity in diversity’…?

A scanned image from The Hindu(july 26,2008)

De worst part is de weirdest feeling of being screwed up wen u r out 2 do sumthin n den sum1 tellin ye “son…u can’t change it yerself”…!!!

This is what I’ve decided… (Not just another Monday special resolution)…do my job…at least that…n dat includes: 1) as a medico…make ma parents proud…become de right person 2 wear a stethoscope…!!!

2)as a blogger…post this (wat at least few will think is ‘crap’) n sit assured dat der will b sum1 out dere in dis blogosphere who will understand wat I was trying 2 tell…!!!

(dis is being posted at a time wen im feeling weird…simply weird…sorry 4 de bad language…n de ‘chatroom’ slang here…never intended…perhaps I may delete it soon…

N can’t help praising this gal Priya Joyce…had a chat wid her few hours ago…felt so happy dat there r still people who really CARE about spreading awareness…no no..dis ain’t sarcasm I mean it…)

Saturday, August 16, 2008

kochuz ATTITUDE:




"Life's best livd wen u r outta de shades...
exposed 2 de rays...
provided u hav de best sunscreen lotion!!!"

(yeah..don't scoff, its too short...hats off to Aquagirl 4 lettin me type this out...

This is my way...'live every second, y just pass through it?'...and don't brand me pompous...!!! Is there really a meaning in living just like anyone you see around? Life is just once...taste it 2 de utmost!!!)

(Attention readers...hi hi..de first lines u read form wat is called a 'chalu' in Malayalam...L pronounced as L in float...not the L in Lallu...wanna learn more? well here's de example....

Rohini: Da, Superman flies@ lighting speed, den y doesn't he burn ouuta friction?
Siva : Oh! u donno dat?...De guy's dress is coated wid NSAIDs (NSAID means anti-inflammatory drugs!

dis is a typical medico 'chalu'...this one was captured live from a conversation)

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Oh! sun n moon...clear off...here she comes...



The sunshine walked with me

all the day,

The moonlight slept with me
all the night,

Oh! Dear, I've lost my patience
Can't wait longer,

Its time to pay them off,
Come fast...

(i know i know, its luv again...so 'anti-lovers' pardon me 4 now...just 4 now)

Saturday, August 9, 2008

HOW 2 FACE A TAG ATTACK!!! Phase 1:de Smriti Factor


(STATUTORY WARNING…DIS IS A ‘ROUGH’ POST…unedited..Spontaneous…so I assure der’s an error in almost every line..spelling probs or grammar…so dis is de first ‘contamination’ im doing 2 ma blog…dedicated 2 all wonderful bloggers who have tagged me…)


Seems I’ve got a new add-on…a new category of ‘diseases’ dat spreads through de syndrome called friendship…

And I am a patient now…suffering from something that (which I think) I got from a close pal of mine, a self proclaimed sufferer of ‘de Procrastination mania’

Well world here I introduce a wonderfool…yupp wonderful gal who tops in ma hit list: AMOOMA aka JURASSIC…chk out amooma.blogspot.com (others r arun, priya,smriti)

Will tell u more soon..

K…here is ma way of tackling de pesty ‘TAGGERS’…HI HI

Ha here’s ma reply 2 all de tags…I’ve got till date…(assorted)

PHASE ONE: de Smriti Factor

The first…in luving memory(smriti) of Smriti…!! (yupp she still breaths k…I typed in so ‘coz dis is a real late reply)

1. What is your first name? Nithin (well amma n de dearest(double stress on de term dearest) once call me kochu)


2. What is your favorite food right now? Well hostel mess and de ‘excellent yummy’ hotels hav rendered ma taste buds smile@ anything that can be pushed in!!!niway ma favourite food is ‘de chicken biriyani’ exclusively prepared for me by ma chechi(cousin)…


3. What high school did you go to? I have an experience of being in one of de loveliest schools on earth for 12 long years..Sree Narayana Public School,Kollam,Kerala….


4. What is your favorite color? Blue…(honestly not ‘coz sum nerds often make me turn blue!!!)


5. Who is your celebrity crush? As per de state of mind after watching ‘kuselan’(new Rajnikanth flick…tamil movie), purely based on looks…it’s Nayantara…!!! Damn too hot…


6. What is your favorite drink? De Lime juice (no stylish names like a citrus punch!!! Or so)…exclusively available from de Students’ Canteen within our campus Medical College Tvm…!!!(2 b specific..de SAT Hospital,Thiruvananthapuram)..i bet…u cant get sumthin better for rupees 5


7. What is your dream vacation? I prefer my own dream world wer im de King!!! (Im least interested in travels…yupp)


8. What is your favourite dessert? I rarely leave space in ma tummy (prefer callin it a single mega pack abs) 4 a dessert …well its de Supreme Halwa ( ‘Supreme bakers’ is one of finest in ma locality)


9. What do you want to be when you grow up? Well donno wen I’ll really ‘grow up’…but I wanna b a really nice Doc….!!!


10. What do you love most in life? My Amma, den Dad…den ma dearest pals…(dat list though short in reality is bit too long 2 type in here…still I’ll name de best ones: Neetz, Leks, Anuj, Colampy(…Rohan), Anu,SuperParu(Parvathy),Rad,Jithin Manu Krishnan(it’s a single person!!!), Nitha,Ponnappan(Ponnu),Amooma(veteran freedom fighter Geethu)


11. What is one word that describes you? Single word?? There r few things dat cant b described wid a single word…well folks if u hav an apt word do shoot..!!! plsssssss


12. What is your user name: …nithinthebest….yupp don’t misread me…dat was de first username I used wen I created an e-mail account in Hotmail ages back (nithinthebest@hotmail.com....now dumped)…but I still prefer it!!! Y should I change…? I always want 2 b de best (quixotic???)

AND HERE I TAG: amooma…n amooma only…grrrrrr…(de gal who started it all!!!!!)

Friday, August 1, 2008

Here I stand waiting...



I am running out… of what…?
I miss something… but what?
I am sick… of what…?
I am mad…at what?
I want to flee…but where to…?
Who knows the answers?
Who else…?
Here I stand…waiting…
Who else can read me better?
Where are you now…?
I left you for a while…no…I just pretended leaving you…
And I swam…in an ocean along with the some ‘feel good’ factors…
You never complained…
Since you knew…
I carried you in my mind
And back I am…
And here I stand…waiting…
You where always there…
As a blanket when I shivered in winter…
As an elixir when I cried for a drop of water…
You were always there…
But…but… why am I using a past tense here?
You still dance…synchronised with my heart’s rhythm
You are still here…so close…within my reach
But why can’t I touch you then…
I want to walk with you…fight with you…
Laugh with you…
Hug you so hard that you'll set in me!!!
“Why don’t you do that?”
Yes I can hear you asking that…
Rotten mouths will fart…
I’ll be a Romeo…
They’ll dress you up as my Juliet…
What else do they know of love?
You should have been there with me…
When I laid curled up in my mother’s womb…
And here I stand…waiting…
Waiting for answers...
Come fast…



("What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies."-Aristotle)