(A family feud!!! a bit 'mythological' one)(Unfortunately I have nothing else to do these days…not sure when my practical exams will begin…!!! )
(NO offences ment 2 Krishna!!!...more over I haven’t edited it well…errors guaranteed…pls notify me whenever u find one)
Krishna: “Honey…!!! Im back……”
Rukmini: K..K..
K: Oh! That’s a cold reception
R: Hmmm
K: Something trapped in yer throat?
R: Bad joke
K: Dear, what happened? Tell me
R: Oh! It’s nothing
K: This ain’t fair
R: Here…there’s a courier
K: Wow, that must be Arjuna…my birthday gift…wow…
R: Open it…
K: WHAT…? I’ve seen this somewhere…oh my Flute…
R: And where did you say u lost it years back?
K: Ganga…yupp
R: Weeks back u said Yamuna right?
K: Bad memory honey…sorry…yeah…Yamuna
R: Check out the sender’s name
K: Raa…..oops…….
R: Dyslexia???
K: Radha, Mathura,PO…
R: And who is that…?
K: Childhood…friend…
R: Childhood what…?
K: So that is the problem…ha…oh dear…u don’t trust me?
R: Tell me why someone would send that rusty old flute at this time…?
(DARLING PICK ME UP….PICK ME UP….)
R: What the….?
K: OH! It’s my new ring tone…wait lemme c who it is…oh a missed call…unknown number…
R: Hmmm..gimme…yeah…unknown number
K: Hi hi…u expected Radha…?
R: U stop uttering that name…or I’ll smash that face of yours…
K: Hey …dear…reduce the volume…u know im a tiger once out in the public...
R: Cut the crap…tell me who the girl is…
K: Radha…one of my dearest pals during my life in Mathura…
(Dishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
K: RAMAAAAAAAAA…….APPA…Stop that rukkuu…it hurts…hoo ma nose….
R: Say again…’dearest pal’…?
K: Ok…I admit…was kind of infatuation…
R: Infatuation…? So ‘nothing’ ever happened?
K: Dear…oh dear…’nothing’???...so you did a research on this ha…? K…but that was ages back…I was a youngster na…? But not the same anymore… you know what you r to me…c’mon dear….
R: Don’t u dare touch me…cheee…First she was your ‘child hood friend’ then came ‘infatuation’…then ‘it happened’…is this music 2 my ears…? Tell me what u really think of women…? ha…u shepherd…
You cheat why did you come for me then…?
K: Aha…you said, if I won’t come...you’ll die…didn’t you…remember the letter u sent through Sunantha?
R:VINASHAKALE VIPAREETHA BUDHI…yeah…death was better…
K: So u still admits I was a trillion times better than Shishupala…!!!
R: Grrrrr….
K: OH! Cut all this…who else do I own…? ‘Princess charming…’ c’mon..gimme a kiss…
R: I repeat don’t touch me…I heard you’ve invited some Satyabhama to the battle with Narakasura…?
K: Hmmm..Tell me…when did Naradha come here…?
R: I hacked your mailbox…
K: Hard times…hooo…dear…you know very well…the tension that’s already clogging in my head…do you really want to add more…why so possessive…?
R: I am your wife…officially at least…grrr
K: Honey, remember, “If U love something…let it free…if it’s yours…it’ll return to u…”
R: Let you loose…? Yeah…I know you’ll be back...but not alone…with 16000 or more...right…?
K: Okay…im fed up…I didn’t lose the flute…I gifted it to Radha…
R: Simply…gifted it…? Remember… …when I asked 2 play a flute weeks back…u said u don’t even whistle…
K: Hmmm….When I gave her my flute as I left Mathuvana…I told her…that without you…err…her…my music lacked the flavour of love …
R: Wah…how romantic…(sobs)
K: Oh my beloved…I was then a playful lover…and now a responsible husband…and more over the truth is bigger than u can imagine…beyond words…
R: The missed call was from Udhava right? The guy u sent 2 Vrindavan 2 enquire after Radha…? Ring him back…and complete your quest…I won’t disturb you
K: Hey…why do you want to do this…I do repent over my past…
R: Just remorse? What are doing now…then? I have already started 2 scan the Satyabhama affair
and here…take… Letter…from your ex-LOVER…now emaciated out of despair…
K: OH! DEAR….RADHOOO….OOOPS…RUKKUUUUUUU
(SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
