MBBS vs 'Verum MBBS'

Responses you get as soon as you achieve an MBBS admission:

• “Monu MBBS kitty alle? Brilliant aanallo”
• “Nannaayeda, nalloru Doctor aakanam keto”
• “Thiruvananthapuram Medical Collegilo? Great Mone, midukkan”

Responses you get as soon as you pass out of a Medical College with your MBBS degree:

• “Verum MBBSey ullu alle”
• “Ho ee MBBS matramokke kondu ippo enna cheyyana”
• “Ee verum MBBS karkonnum ippo vila illanne”
• “Ethila PG edukkan pone?”                                             
• “Ithu vare MD kitteelle?”

The following response was a shocker; it came from a tenth standard kid actually:

• “Annan MBBS matre padichitullu alle? Appo doctor alle?”                                                         

Things are more atrocious if an MBBS guy falls in love with a gal doing her MBBS:

• “Chekkan verum MBBS alle? Ha  MD kittuanel nokkam”