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Sunday, May 27, 2012

MBBS vs 'Verum MBBS'



Responses you get as soon as you achieve an MBBS admission:
  • “Monu MBBS kitty alle? Brilliant aanallo”
  • “Nannaayeda, nalloru Doctor aakanam keto”
  • “Thiruvananthapuram Medical Collegilo? Great Mone, midukkan”


Responses you get as soon as you pass out of a Medical College with your MBBS degree:
  • “Verum MBBSey ullu alle”
  • “Ho ee MBBS matramokke kondu ippo enna cheyyana”
  • “Ee verum MBBS karkonnum ippo vila illanne”
  • “Ethila PG edukkan pone?”                                             
  • “Ithu vare MD kitteelle?”


The following response was a shocker; it came from a tenth standard kid actually:
  • “Annan MBBS matre padichitullu alle? Appo doctor alle?”                                                         

Things are more atrocious if an MBBS guy falls in love with a gal doing her MBBS:
  • “Chekkan verum MBBS alle? Ha  MD kittuanel nokkam”