Hey hey…it’s 10.45…oh shit…c’mon I’m tired of waiting …these adrenaline levels are getting so heavy that I can’t bear them any longer. Gal…where are you…? You said 10.30 right? Oh! These gals never keep time…grrr…
How long am I supposed to wait here…oh! This ain’t a safe area either…can’t even rule out being ‘lathied’ off by a petty policeman…no…can’t blame anyone…I have been waiting here…a few metres away from the bus stop for more than 15 minutes…with my car parked few meters farther…what explanation do I have for them?
“Sirrrrrr…noo….I am waiting for my sweetheart…it’s our first meeting…have never met her before….sirrrr”.
Who is going to swallow that?
“But sirrrrrr…trust me…these things are not entirely restricted to 70mm screens…can happen in life too!!!”
Gosh…C’mon are you going to pick this call? Oh! Please reply to my messages at least.
I’ve started to sweat …!!!! Hmm…wasted an hour in front of the mirror…drop by drop…here ‘dribbles’ off mamma’s Yardley powder… all the ‘Dove’ fairness cream has ‘flown’ off too….What more! I’ve started to stink ….et tu BRUT...had sprayed at least quarter of the bottle of Brut to smell ‘hot’…!!!
Hmmm…hey…hey why all this fuzz? Why should I be so nervous?
No no…such situations really can drive men mad…
So where’s the damn old bus? Honey, at least give me the name of your bus…where’s your cell…???
Oh! Wait…someone’s calling…ooooo…you wretched bladder….don’t start crying now…hold on buddy…just few more minutes…you know how long I’ve been waiting for this day…’Krishnaaaa...give me some control …gotta hold on for few more minutes…’
Holy shit…what a nasty thing to prey for…hmmm…so is there a public latrine somewhere near? Yeah…there it is…
Grrr…that old lady…she’s smiling??? WHAT is the big joke…any ‘handsome’ guy can have an urge to pee…that’s not worth giggles…gosh…
Oh! This room stinks…so this is just another public latrine in ‘god’s own country’…
Had wasted more than ten minutes trying to ‘tuck in’…it’s after a dozen try outs that I managed to succeed…everything is in vain…I don’t think I’ll make another perfect ‘tuck in’ that’ll hide my tummy…oops…no my ‘single mega pack abs’…Okay…This is fate…no…it’s the damn old Murphy’s law working out…
“I never had a slice of bread,
Particularly large and wide,
That did not fall upon the floor,
And always on the buttered side.”
Someone has jotted that on the wall too…
Shit….the zip is jammed…c’mon not now…
Another two minutes. Finally the zip eased.
Hoo…never before has emptying my bladder been so relieving…
Oh!!!! No…not again…not another thing can go so wrong…yeah…”no use whatever the care you give…the last few drops will soak your V.I.P underwear…” hmmm…I didn’t want the law to be proved true at this nick of time.
But this time there is more…my Ivory coloured ‘Parks’ trouser is looking bad…
My brain…oh…never felt so screwed up…man where is my intelligence…? Where’s the tap…???
I sprinkled water…
Donno how this terrible idea lit up…
Now my heart throb has every right to suspect me being another case of Urinary incontinence…
No way… she is not gonna see me this way…no...no…honey I think the time is not ripe yet…yeah I know…how can I ask you to “wait till my trousers get dry???”
Krishnaaaaaa…so this is what I get for all those ‘shayana pradakshinas?’ and the coins I dropped in your coin box? Cheeeeeeeeee…no other lover will have had such a fate…ngeeeee…
Mera number aayega…
(2 my batch mates: This is why I actually tucked out my brand new ‘Basics’ shirt during the afternoon session of our SPM Workshop…the heavy buffet lunch had nothing to do !!! )
(n...no...no...dis ain't me)