Starring: A rusty elevator at one dark corner of the Medical College Hospital
Me:Uncle...hey hey...watz mr.Quilon doin here...? :)
Uncle: Wow...who do i have here jr.dr...gr8
Me: :) So uncle howz aunt doin?
Uncle: Oh she’s wid me son. We’ve got an appointment wid de neurologist. It’s our first visit to here. Tell me where his room is...
Me: errr...hmmm...yeah gotcha...it’s downstairs uncle...come i’ll give an official escort...
Uncle: Oh no way...can’t disturb u...itz study hours right?
Me: No probs uncle...it’s de clinical postings...now @ de dept. Of ENT...hmm technically otorhinolaryngology
Uncle: K...she’ll find it hard 2 walk dear...
Me: Letz fly down then...ta ta da...here v move towards de lift...
Uncle: He he...c’mon son.
En route...i kept on chatting wid aunt...she looked older n weaker...poor thing...unknown condition that’s weakening her limb muscles...
At last...here v r....hey itz spooky right here...god...y is dis corner of de abode of clamouring patients so dead silent? Haven’t i stepped here b4? I was puzzled...!!!
Uncle: ooo...wat do v hav here?
Me: Exactly uncle...that’s what im thinking...n ahem ahem...2 b honest i’ve never noticed this corner...
Facing us was a mammoth door that seemed to be sealed in the Jurassic era. The red colour didn’t shine. I searched for the lift button.
Me: Oh i’ve competition...a spider seems to have been searching for it since time immemorial...and in the process he probably raised a whole family. A strong spider web was shaking at my voice.
Hello...nibody der???
A nurse peeped through a nearby room..."oh doctorji...sorry...de button won’t work. Your coat might burn!!!"
Me: Am i supposed to knock the door then n shout ‘tic tic sumone der?’
BINGO dOCTORji...
Uncle: omg
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Uncle: Open sesame...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Me: Oh this is bad really bad.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Hey do i hear something
Uncle: Lemme press my ear to the door.
Aunt: Hey Ravi...lend your stethoscope to him...
Me: he he (errr...holy shit y so...)
Me: Uncle...leave it...i think aunt needs some kinda ‘physiotherapy’ lemme test het motor functions.
Uncle: Hmm werz de ramp?
Me: STAIRCASE...
Aunt: No ramp???
Me: (disappointed) Not in the vicinity...
We started to wheel her towards the staircase few metres away...
CREEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK..RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..RUMPPPPPPPPPPPP......THUDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Uncle: OH MY GOD...EARTHQUAKE?? HE HE
Another patient from a distance: Hey lucky people...de LIFT GOD IS PLEASED WID U IT SEEMS...man itz a blue moon!!!
The door opened wid a roar...An angry sleepy lift operator was busy reading the newspaper...
“The next time u knock try something harder say...a knee hammer made of titanium...doctor ji...
(Dedicated to the Hon'ble Kerala Health Minister PK Sreemathi)
Though exaggerated to extremes the real scenario ain't really good.
8 comments:
Lol! Thanks for visiting my blog, and you being a medical student posting such a post? :O
After reading that, I'm even more terrified of doctors. :D
@sumit
o ooo...terrified...?? ooo...itz a prob wid administration m8 he he...not poor docz...!!! dont worry i wont hurt u he he...do visit ol'er posts of mine...happy bloggin..:)
Well, for us ordinary folks, hospitals are already scary enough. :P
Now, it could be due to the admin as well as the doctors. :)
hmm...in dat case...sumit...ill give u an INJECTION..wat say..itz de 'ANTI-docFEAR' medication.free of cost since u visited me.. :)
Lol! Naah, thanks! I'll keep coming back to read more of your blog (I've become a follower). Just spare me the injections, please. :)
@sumit
:) sure dude...spared...!!!
i cant imagine my college without all these contraptions... :P it adds fun to the place.. ;)
@me
cheeerz
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