Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Krishna...you've got mail


(A family feud!!! a bit 'mythological' one)

(Unfortunately I have nothing else to do these days…not sure when my practical exams will begin…!!! )
(NO offences ment 2 Krishna!!!...more over I haven’t edited it well…errors guaranteed…pls notify me whenever u find one)


Krishna: “Honey…!!! Im back……”

Rukmini: K..K..

K: Oh! That’s a cold reception

R: Hmmm

K: Something trapped in yer throat?

R: Bad joke

K: Dear, what happened? Tell me

R: Oh! It’s nothing

K: This ain’t fair

R: Here…there’s a courier

K: Wow, that must be Arjuna…my birthday gift…wow…

R: Open it…

K: WHAT…? I’ve seen this somewhere…oh my Flute…

R: And where did you say u lost it years back?

K: Ganga…yupp

R: Weeks back u said Yamuna right?

K: Bad memory honey…sorry…yeah…Yamuna

R: Check out the sender’s name

K: Raa…..oops…….

R: Dyslexia???

K: Radha, Mathura,PO…

R: And who is that…?

K: Childhood…friend…

R: Childhood what…?

K: So that is the problem…ha…oh dear…u don’t trust me?

R: Tell me why someone would send that rusty old flute at this time…?
(DARLING PICK ME UP….PICK ME UP….)

R: What the….?

K: OH! It’s my new ring tone…wait lemme c who it is…oh a missed call…unknown number…

R: Hmmm..gimme…yeah…unknown number

K: Hi hi…u expected Radha…?

R: U stop uttering that name…or I’ll smash that face of yours…

K: Hey …dear…reduce the volume…u know im a tiger once out in the public...

R: Cut the crap…tell me who the girl is…

K: Radha…one of my dearest pals during my life in Mathura…

(Dishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

K: RAMAAAAAAAAA…….APPA…Stop that rukkuu…it hurts…hoo ma nose….

R: Say again…’dearest pal’…?

K: Ok…I admit…was kind of infatuation…

R: Infatuation…? So ‘nothing’ ever happened?

K: Dear…oh dear…’nothing’???...so you did a research on this ha…? K…but that was ages back…I was a youngster na…? But not the same anymore… you know what you r to me…c’mon dear….

R: Don’t u dare touch me…cheee…First she was your ‘child hood friend’ then came ‘infatuation’…then ‘it happened’…is this music 2 my ears…? Tell me what u really think of women…? ha…u shepherd…
You cheat why did you come for me then…?

K: Aha…you said, if I won’t come...you’ll die…didn’t you…remember the letter u sent through Sunantha?

R:VINASHAKALE VIPAREETHA BUDHI…yeah…death was better…

K: So u still admits I was a trillion times better than Shishupala…!!!

R: Grrrrr….

K: OH! Cut all this…who else do I own…? ‘Princess charming…’ c’mon..gimme a kiss…

R: I repeat don’t touch me…I heard you’ve invited some Satyabhama to the battle with Narakasura…?

K: Hmmm..Tell me…when did Naradha come here…?

R: I hacked your mailbox…

K: Hard times…hooo…dear…you know very well…the tension that’s already clogging in my head…do you really want to add more…why so possessive…?

R: I am your wife…officially at least…grrr

K: Honey, remember, “If U love something…let it free…if it’s yours…it’ll return to u…”

R: Let you loose…? Yeah…I know you’ll be back...but not alone…with 16000 or more...right…?

K: Okay…im fed up…I didn’t lose the flute…I gifted it to Radha…

R: Simply…gifted it…? Remember… …when I asked 2 play a flute weeks back…u said u don’t even whistle…

K: Hmmm….When I gave her my flute as I left Mathuvana…I told her…that without you…err…her…my music lacked the flavour of love …

R: Wah…how romantic…(sobs)

K: Oh my beloved…I was then a playful lover…and now a responsible husband…and more over the truth is bigger than u can imagine…beyond words…

R: The missed call was from Udhava right? The guy u sent 2 Vrindavan 2 enquire after Radha…? Ring him back…and complete your quest…I won’t disturb you

K: Hey…why do you want to do this…I do repent over my past…

R: Just remorse? What are doing now…then? I have already started 2 scan the Satyabhama affair

and here…take… Letter…from your ex-LOVER…now emaciated out of despair…

K: OH! DEAR….RADHOOO….OOOPS…RUKKUUUUUUU

(SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

23 comments:

shobna said...

Don't yu think its a bit controversial. But gud hey man yu have guts.

Nithin Jayan said...

yeah I know pal...donno how long i'll b able 2 keep this post...niway de moment i get one really bad remark i'll remove it...but im sure of one thing...all i fear is fanaticism...nothing else...except 4 de 'humour' part i donno if sumthin's really wrong...i haven't typed in blunders...de minute details about radha, udhava r all correct(?)(haven't read Gita or Gita govinda...but i relied on de internet)...hope Lord doesn't pinch me 4 this...i luv him so much...but in this kalyug...anything can happen...!!! ;-)
n regarding guts...oops...im already havin tachycardia he he...!!!i check this post evry 30 minutes 2 c if sum1 is out 2 create a havoc...

shobna said...

All that is ok but tell me did u get selected in the AIPMT.

Nithin Jayan said...

yupp...was dat a comment...? he he...k...i would better restrict "non-blog" matters 2 e-mail or messages...so chk out yer mail box(shobnaindia@gmail.com) 4 de reply...

Anonymous said...

read ur mailgtkmsg

Nithin Jayan said...

anonymous...i didn't get any gtalk message..u meant my e-mail? wen u typed in 'mailgtkmsg'...???

LEMME CHK IT OUK NIWAY...

Nithin Jayan said...

anonymous...yuv got mail...

Anonymous said...

wr r u

CutePooja said...

:)

Hemanth Potluri said...

wow...but can the talk between them be so cool..;)

urs..hemu..

Hemanth Potluri said...

thnks for ur comments in my blog...go through the other 2 blogs and tell ur view abt them..

urs..hemu..

akhila said...

was nice to read..but hehe so sorryy to ask u who s this udhava...????hehehe..havnt heard it..
..think it will bag so many critic awards.. hehe

Nithin Jayan said...

"in the Bhagavata Purana, after Krishna had defeated Kamsa, Uddhava came to see him, much to Krishna's pleasure. Krishna then requested Uddhava to visit Vrindavan with a message on his behalf to the Gopis and other residents of the village, who were missing his company. The content of the message and the feelings aroused by it when heard by the residents of Vrindavan constitute the highest understanding of love of God in the tradition of Gaudiya Vaishnavism."

(from wikepedia)

amooma said...

oopps!! just think of the situation if this really DID happen! that was funny

Diva said...

quite a lot of research and quite a big of effort is put in here i see!!! totally worth it :) :) ...unpredictable and suprising.. but i somehow feel the end could be a lit bit more better...

Arun PK said...

heyy!!kollaamm.. ishtappettuu! ever done script writin for plays in college??

Nithin Jayan said...

he he...thnks arun..luvd it...nopes...dose guys never gav me a chance...n indeed once i tried..!!! but de curtain never rose!!! ;-)

Smriti Srivastava said...

Hmmm :)

Thats innovative... I tried to imagine the dude who played Krishna in "Mahabharata", portraying this part...unfortunately cudnt picture Rukku... It was a fun read nevertheless. You do have guts..

Btw..."Anonymous" given u a pep talk on the blog or what? :P

Keep writing man n keep us entertained with your work. Good read to relax at the end of a hectic day :)

Dharan P Deepak said...

:D keepup the good work...

divya said...

it can turn out to be divisive if a Hindu fanatic goes thru it buddy...neways i had a merry time skimming thru it! keep it up....expecting more such stuff frm u, aspiring doc:-)

Nithin Jayan said...

more on de way mate..!!!!!!!! thnks 4 de comments yippie!!!

Ganapathi said...

Do you guys have anything productive to do?

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@ganapathy

eggjactly NO..n cud ye plz explain productivity?? ;)