Statutory warning:
2)A significant proportion of our income comes from the beloved 'Kerala State Beverages Corporation Limited'
3)Beverages Outlets are the only places where you can find real calm and serenity...Long silent Queues...where aaal ees welll...
4)Don't attempt to pronounce the scribbled names without a binge...(applicable to non medicos) You might not succeed #jargon
5)I repeat don't make an attempt to re-read it or wiki for the following terms
6)Now make a quick glance...REALLY QUICK ONE ;) instructions follow...
CONSEQUENCES OF CHRONIC ALCOHOL MISUSE
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Cardiac
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PSYCHIATRIC AND CEREBRAL CONSEQUENCES
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SO DO DRINK...when required...IF YOU ARE RICH ENOUGH, DO THAT AS FREQUENT AS POSSIBLE, IN MAXIMUM QUANTITIES(STAMINA APPLY)...TRY NOT BE A BURDEN TO OTHERS THAT'S ALL...SURE FUN IS YOURS
WHEN IT COMES TO DRINK SKY IS NEVER THE LIMIT :)
SO FOLKS SEE YOU AT THE CLINICS...EMERGENCY ROOM, OP, OT...OOOPS...NO NO I'M NOT CANVASSING PATIENTS K ;) (not qualified yet...but yeah if you start now you'll be fit to meet me once I graduate)
(PS. Came through the list of conditions while glancing through Davidson's Principles & Practice of Medicine...yeah you've got it...Internal exams starting on Feb 11th...n err...before my advisory board begins to fire me for blogging amid eggjams...trust me this didn't consume much time...didn't even let the minute hand sweep far)
C U IN HELL...errr...no more sarcasm...let's make it Heaven !!
(images from google...worth mention is 'crazy malayalam')
13 comments:
That was a lot of information in the most hilarious way i ever saw...:)
Exams can be fun too... ryt doc??
@jayaraj
:-) cheers :-)
@ammu
yeah yeah :)
Lol...that was funny. Ok, I am not laughing, that's a serious matter at hand, isn't it. (Tries to stifle a giggle)
thats the reason y i never drank :P....well with that info no one wants to drink either :P..
urs..hemu..
Thats rare i have seen a doc writing such stuffs.. Noice blog,mister. :)
~TyRo~
What ? Drinking causes infertitlity ?
Then half the people i know are most definitely infertile!
@destiny's child
;) now itz my turn...worth a try na !! #stifle a giggle
@hemz
;) ggooood boyy
@tyro
sorry yaar im special ;) lol
keep in touch ;)
@gymnast
he he lol...im not a drinker yet ;) burp...so dont worry ;) kiddin k.
awesome blog bro....n about the sterility issue...its just that alchohol fries your balls(testicular atrophy)....happy binge...
@antony
thnx bro.!! hmm all's concerned wid de sterility thingy ha ;)
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