Saturday, May 9, 2009

The curious case of Benji's Buttocks



Well...poor Benjamin passed away...ten minutes past nine@night, says the post-mortem report. The 'medical' cause of death is clear...but not the 'real' one. Heart attack- said the doc who 'cut open' his bosom...but the question remains...did someone tear open his chest...well literally his 'heart'...before the doctor did?


All fingers point to Mary...the only licensed pal the bastard had. Oooo...sorry...not to hurt his soul...he was 'technically' a bastard (reference- Websters). Their friendship was a celebrated one. But our interview wid the gal revealed nothing

...to be honest we haven't yet caught her 'conscious'. The news of Benji's death pushed her into the so called 'coma of remorse' (medical professionals don't yet have an explanation for this entity called 'coma of remorse'). "L.O.C technically-Loss of Consciousness, I would recommend an MRI" says the new neurologist in town. But owing to the lack of detailed biography and trust, Mary's parents are not yet ready to do the expensive MRI...they believe in splashing a bucket of water instead.

So finally we succeded to get in touch with Benjamin's soul.
The total lack of interest that his pals showed to excavate further into the causes of his death actually forced his soul into contacting us.


"Almost a lifetime..had i dedicated to the bitch...the one i still love...just 'coz i didn't make another friend in life...

and u know what? I rung her up yesterday...to pour the burning acid out of my heart and cool my burning mind...

she listened in patience...i could hear the faint music that meant her lap top is loading...

she listened in patience...i freed myself of the lump that troubled me 4 ages...

and u know what? Once i told it all...she asked "hey tell me how to burn a multisession d.v.d...also the next time we meet...get me the setup of vlc mediaplayer. N by the way...hey don't worry k...i was listening to you...cheer up"


We didn't prolong the session...for we learnt from our researches that Benjamin was not perfect. Niether is the world around him.

The post-mortem examination report also revealed that his 'ass was screwed up'. A metallic piece of Nail was recovered from between his buttocks.

"I am curious", says doc, "The poor guy should really have got screwed up"

Perhaps we've gotta wait...till Mary is outta the coma of remorse.

(ps: I am back from oblivion...well my exam season's sprouting up :( Hmm...keep in touch)

33 comments:

Amal Bose said...

nice work..
the way of presentation was SUPERB.. :-)

Quest said...

Coma remorse is the full form of the shortened comatose? :D


We have the same ghost pic here;)

Quest

Priya Joyce said...

hahah lol :P

poor Benji
loved it ...

and yeha ..all d best for ur exams :)

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@amal

thnx machaa

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@quest

no no :) coma of remorse aint comatose he he

by de way...de ghost pic is from google pics...search 4 ghost cartoon n ull c de pic in de second page...

:)

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@pj

he he!!!

Me said...

its got style... [:P] lols...keep it up.. [:)]

Me said...

its got style... [:P] lols...keep it up.. [:)]

vishnu said...

its Me

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@me!!

yEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Diana. said...

Poor Benji...and best of luck for ur exams.

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@diana

:) n exams...mmm...starts on may27...

joiedevivre said...

hehe

poor pappu benji :P

Quest said...

I know the ghost pic is from Googling :D :P
I didn't say you are having my ghost ;), but the ghost that you have is a one which is shared :D

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@neha

:)

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@quest

he he...thanx 2 de ghost...now dat i met u.. :) keep in touch

SMRITI said...

That was nice...You seriously gotta inspire me to write something now.

And Benji...reminds me of the Benji I met on the trip to Aurangabad...thankfully his soul isnt yet screwed up yet. He has two wives and 12 kids ...Benji the adorable cocker spaniel ;)

And Exams?? Everyone seems to be having them :| ...All the best daa!!

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@smriti

:)

Diya said...

Ha ha, that was superb.
I loved the way in which you tied up all the lose ends to his buttocks:P lol :P
And indeed you will be doing wonders in the world of medical science I guess, all new diagnosis here in the blog so I can just get the hint of how well you`ll do them practically ;) :P

And well, thats the side effects of these beautiful technical world dear, Nobody cares for real beauty now! Screwed up Indeed! lol ;)
Awesome.
Cheers. :)
and best of luck for your exams. :)

Diya said...

And my sems are finishing on the 27th Ultimately. lol, coincidence I must say ;)

Anna said...

lol lol and i thought benji was real, lol, poor benji got screwed, that was good one! absolutely cool stuff you write, thumbs up - anna :)

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@diya

:) he he...n hmmm sems endin ha grrr my tail's on fire...!! exams!!!

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@anna

hey...!!! der r few benjiz around me he he

Hemanth Potluri said...

all the best for ur exams bro :)..

urs..hemu..

Kaddu said...

Oh you are the k.o.c.h.u.! And I thought it was Blog Gore who blogged/commented thru a different id, while his name on IndiBlogger was Nithin! What a mix-up! That's what happens when u get introduced to too many ppl at the same time!

I was just following up on the old threads on IndiBlogger in which I had participated, and saw that BlogGore & Nithin were 2 DIFFERENT ppl! Ufff!

Anyways, have followed u now... so there shudn't be further confusion!

Diya said...

Heyyaz Best of luck for your exams, guess they are starting today amidst all this calamity! best of luck dude.

PS. feels as if I am wishing u on ya b`day at 12 am sharp. ;):P

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@kaddu

hmmm..time 2 catch hold of a patent ha...hmmm....beware of duplicates ha..!!! got examz...runnnin off..c ye later...

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@hemz

:)

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@diya

:)

Saranya said...

Happy Birthday! :)

Amal Bose said...

u have been tagged :)
check my blog

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@saranya

much belated thnx he he was out 4 exams..!!!

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

@amal

errrrrr